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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

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meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

April 17, 2014
via: stop / source: meladoodle
April 16, 2014
via: manda / source: kingudamu
1337tattoos:

Andrey Kalinovsky

1337tattoos:

Andrey Kalinovsky

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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porn4smartgirls:

i want you to think of me when it rains and when your head hurts and when you’re drunk and everything is numb and grey i want you to sit down to write and find my name itching in your pen i want you to love me i want you to love me i want you to love me please

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.